Kimberly Returns: Exciting Updates from My Co-Author!
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Chapter 1: A Warm Welcome Back
Hello, everyone!
Kim is back and I couldn't be more thrilled!
Back by popular demand (though I might have been the one demanding it!), many of you adore her, and I get it! đâď¸ So, just to clarify: Kim is back on Medium! You can follow her at @kimberly_123. â¤ď¸
Stay tuned for updates from my co-author, who recently fell victim to the "dummy computers" at Medium. It seems like the power outage, combined with our country's birthday celebrations and internet troubles, conspired against her. Quite suspicious, right? Unfortunately, all these mishaps led to her one-year account being compromised.
Soon, my daughter, also known as "Adult Shit" or Kimberly-Dawn, will be joining the fun. I'm constantly busy saving pets and tackling the challenges of everyday life. Just today, I already had to rescue one! The police have air conditioning, which isn't fair, right?
I've taken the liberty of covering some expenses for those in need, regardless of the situation. Whoops! But hey, I donât mind!
Kimberly is popularâeveryone loves her! You all seem to side with her, and that's okay. However, she did put me through a lot. Keep an eye out for her posts on her former account @kimh611. (Iâm certainly not doing all the writing!)
Just a warning: Donât let her innocent demeanor fool you! đ
Please take care today, and remember: stupidity has no healthcare benefits! Itâs the truth! The police are here now, and I need to make a call about preemptively breaking a car window. Sounds harsh, I know, but Iâll cover it immediately.
I truly believe this level of police presence is unnecessary!
On my way to help some animals. Please, for the love of all things good, keep children out of my sight. Deja vu is not a good sign!
Chapter 2: Staying Safe and Healthy
As it turns out, the police seem to have back-up ready. I think it's the animal tranquilizer team. Come on, I need a lot of those tranquilizer darts just to get some rest. Iâm immune to them by now!
Letâs all stay smart about heat safetyâalcohol and caffeine are diuretics, which can lead to dehydration! Ensure you're drinking plenty of electrolytes, sports drinks, or water, especially if you're outside. Keep an eye on others too; heat stroke can happen even in air conditioning!
So, letâs try to stick to "words" with Mr. Loblaws. But honestly, it's best if people just stay indoors.
Be amazing or, better yet, be weird and help others!
Sending lots of love your way!
xo âď¸ "The Sun"